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SANTA SAID

Style #: SAH6805-5413

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The "Santa Said" is an adult holiday greeting card. Outside reads: "Santa said you're getting nothing for Christmas." "Fuck that fat fuck." "I did...That's why I'm getting everything I want." Inside reads: Naughty is so worth it. Merry Christmas

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