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T-Rectile Dysfunction

Style #: SA6825-5413

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Birthday Card

Front: T-Rectile Dysfunction. The real reason dinosaurs are extinct.

Inside: Happy Birthday you old, fucking Dinosaur! "Fucking? I wish! With these little arms, I can't even reach it to jerk off!"

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