The Perks Of Being Over 60
Style #: SA6794-5413
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Birthday Card
Front: The Perks of Being Over 60
Inside:
-Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
-In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
-No one expects you to run – anywhere.
-People call at 8 PM and ask, “Did I wake you?”
-You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
-People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
-There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
-Things you buy now won’t wear out.
-You can eat supper at 5 PM.
-You can live without sex but not your glasses.
-Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can’t remember them either.
-Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable size.
-You can’t remember who sent you this card.
-And you notice these are all in BIG PRINT for your convenience.
Happy Birthday!
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