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THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY AT WORK...

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Adult Humor Card

Front: Things you want to say at work, but can't

Inside:
-And your crybaby, whiney-assed opinion would be...?
-Do I look like a fucking people person?
-This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
-You! Off my planet!
-Did the aliens forget to remove your probe?
-A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
-You look like shit. Is that the style now?
-I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
-Nice perfume/cologne. Must you marinate in it?
-Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
-A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
-If I throw a stick, will you leave?

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