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I Had To Stop Drinking

Style #: SA6310-5413

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This funny birthday card will bring a smile to the face of whoever reads it.

Front: "I had to stop drinking alcohol because of my legs." "Why, do they swell?" "No, they spread."

Inside: I hope your birthday is intoxicatingly happy. 

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