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Marriage Perks

Style #: NC3011-05412

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Get this adult humor greeting card for the bride to be in your life! It reads:

Front: Bride to be: It's important for you to know all the perks that come with marriage. Take this card for instance, as the first of the many benefits available to you once you get that ring...

Inside: Get out of blow jobs for life card. Congratulations, you've earned it!

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