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CORDIALLY INVITED
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MY PUSSY
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SEX WITH HUSBAND
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YOU STILL GOT WHAT IT TAKES TO GET UP
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EXHAUSTIPATED
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GEE, DOC, I FEEL JUST LIKE SHIT
Front view of GET WELL SOON OR I'LL Alternate back view of GET WELL SOON OR I'LL Additional  view of product GET WELL SOON OR I'LL with color code NC
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GET WELL SOON OR I'LL
Front view of THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY AT WORK... Alternate back view of THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY AT WORK... Additional  view of product THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY AT WORK... with color code NC
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THINGS YOU WANT TO SAY AT WORK...
Front view of I'M GOING TO RETIREMENT CARD Alternate back view of I'M GOING TO RETIREMENT CARD Additional  view of product I'M GOING TO RETIREMENT CARD with color code NC
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I'M GOING TO RETIREMENT CARD
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OFFICE MORALE
Front view of YOU'RE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST Alternate back view of YOU'RE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST Additional  view of product YOU'RE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST with color code NA
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YOU'RE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST
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SANTA SAID
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EXPECT A FEW INCHES
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MY MOTTO THE NAUGHTIER
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LOTS OF GLASSES
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LETS FORK
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UP AND DOWNS
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REMOTE FOR LIFE
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SOME ASSEMBLY
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PRETENDING
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YOU ARE CORDIALLY INVITED
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