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Front view of GIDDYUP! Alternate back view of GIDDYUP! Additional  view of product GIDDYUP! with color code NC
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GIDDYUP!
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EAT SHIT
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YOU'RE ON SANTA'S NAUGHTY LIST
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EXPECT A FEW INCHES
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MY MOTTO THE NAUGHTIER
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PLAY WITH HIS BALLS
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FORTY
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FART JUST ONCE
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LOVE WINS
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SEX WITH HUSBAND
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T-RECTILE DYSFUNCTION
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PREVIOUSLY ENGAGED
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SOMETHING EXTRA
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I'M IMPRESSED
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WISHING YOU A HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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WORD AREN'T ENOUGH
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WHAT AN ASS!
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LESS THAN 10 INCHES
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HAPPY FUCKING WHATEVER
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SANTA SAID
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EAT ME CARD
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